What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want

2. They rarely listen to you

3. They're totally unpredictable

4. When you want to play, they want to be alone

5. When you want to be alone, they want to play

6. They expect you to cater to their every whim

7. They're moody

8. They leave hair everywhere

CONCLUSION:

They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of

furniture in the house

2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't

hear you when you're in the same room

3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time

4. They growl when they are not happy

5. When you want to play, they want to play

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play

7. They leave their toys everywhere

8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you

a kiss

9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you

CONCLUSION

They're tiny men in fur coats

What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

Very Funny! You get a star too!

What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

nice comparison

What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

Thanks for that.

What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

Hilarious I thought the same

What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

DOGS RULE!

What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

wow, never thought of people in that way. lol!!

What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

im coming back as a dog in my next life

What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

dogs are more tiny gay men in fur coats no offense

What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

Haha. Gave me a laugh there

What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

Nice one ha ha ha ,,,,

What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

lol.

What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

You have to love the little men in fur coats who will lay with you in bed when its so cold your wife will leave you. I mean if it wasn't for my two little men i might be a Popsicle.....you cant hate them for being big

What is a cat? What is a dog? An offering from the Good Lady.?

Ha ha ha.!!!

Excellent one's Francis.!!!

10/10.!!!

Glad to see you back.!!!

Cheers.!!